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Here's a Pick-up Line You Should Try

Gigantic Man (GM):....I'd like to buy you two a drink.
S smiles:....Thanks!
J knows a purchased drink actually means purchased conversation:....Elbows S.
GM:....Blah blah blah blah
S:....Blah blah blah blah blah
J:....Rolls eyes and makes gag gesture.
<enter> Smaller Man (SM):....Hey, how've you guys been?!
S:....[insert meaningless smalltalk here]
GM to J:....You know, I just got out of jail and in the bighouse, a guy like that would be my bitch.
J is wide-eyed and speechless.
GM leaves in a prima donna huff.


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OMG this just happened to me a few weeks ago at the bar!!!!!

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