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Coat Clepto

Dear whomever stole my pretty light blue spring coat:

Thank you for stealing my favorite spring coat on Saturday evening. I really appreciate the fact that you didn't have the curds to just ask, I mean really, I might have said yes.

Now that you're the unrightful owner, you need to know, that coat just got back from Vegas and has a coffee stain on the left sleeve, look you'll see it. It needs immediate dry cleaner attention. It's hopeless though I'm sure as since you're the type of person who would steal someone elses coat, you're not likely to actually take care of it - I mean if it's dirty, just go steal another one.


Cari Berger


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