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Monday, April 20, 2009

Boobs

A text chat about Forgetting Sarah Marshall went like this:

C:  All of the manhood shots were a bit much.
M:  Gratuitous penis shots? That's new. I'm sure you really minded...
C:  Maybe that's why I forget Sarah Marshall. Too distracted by all of the "Marshall" in the movie.
M:  It really shouldn't be that shocking with all of the boobs in movies and TV these days.
C:  But it's not like you can impregnate someone with boobs.

The emphasis on the word "boobs" did not come through in type.


Footnote: I love how they don't even mention his "Forgetting" role in Jason Segel's CBS bio and he not only starred, but wrote it!

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Maddenisms No More

We've all complained about him before, but Madden was like your annoying big brother. He understood the subleties of the game better than so many of today's broadcasters and let's face it, he had a point even when you wished he didn't. He'll be missed, especially since these types of quotes will be no more:

The Setup:
Leroy Hoard was in for the injured Robert Smith and tearing the defense apart!
John Madden had the line of scrimmage marked up with 3 open running lanes labeled A, B and C.
As he repeatedly traced lane "A", he made the following assessments:

"Leroy Hoard, he keeps taking it right up the A hole"

"As a defensive unit, you have to know he likes to take it up the A hole"

"So why would you keep letting him take it up the A hole?"

Followed by an abrupt cut to commercial. If only it would have been a Preperation H ad!

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Or Not...

Of course I would revive this and then decide to upgrade Movable Type.

Why not cut the ribbon only to go under MAJOR reconstruction with the very next keystroke?

MT4 is way cooler than MT3, but the template tags and dynamic page publishing is a lot to digest. I'd like the site to look the same so...

It's time for Cittigirl.com to go back into its coma. Oy!

Revival

It's time to bring Cittigirl.com back from the dead.

So I've breathed my 2 breaths and provided 30 pumps and now, it's my turn to sleep.

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